Man United

Three thoughts ahead of Arsenal
Coming off an international week, Manchester United will have to hit the ground running for their first match back against Arsenal. The one...
Don’t expect Bob Bradley’s Swans to put their necks on the chopping block for Man United
Swansea have played three matches under new manager Bob Bradley. The results have been a mixed bag. Most recently, Stoke hung a...
Never mind the you know what, here’s a Man United fan
Have you ever gone out for burgers with a mate, then been forced to watch them pour some ridiculous condiment, such as mayonnaise,...
Will Man United ever see a Mourinho 3-5-2?
From the off, let me stress this is just a mental exercise. I’m not advocating a style change which brings about a permanent...
The Year of the Ferret, or How is a Man United fan supposed to weasel out of this mess?
I don’t like ferrets, and with good reason. They’re bloody thieves, the lot of them . Once upon a time, I had a...
Darth van Gaal is not his youthful Man United squad’s father
The world is full of mama’s boys and daddy’s little girls. That’s just the way things are. For whatever reason, many parents bond...
Conspiracy theory suggests Giggsy, not Van Gaal, has been in charge of parking the Man United bus
Appearances can be deceiving. For the better part of the season–which has ironically also been the worst for Man United fans–manager Louis...
Man United buck trends, still disappoint
A quick check of the astrological charts revealed no significant realignment of the stars for 12th January, 2016. How then to explain...
Ed grows a pair. (A second Man United Fiction)
When the phone rang in the kitchen of a small, but elegant home in Wilmslow, Cheshire, the ginger-haired lady baking biscuits for Sunday...
Man United leave it late v Watford
Been flirtin’ with disaster, Ya’ll damn sure know what I mean. And the way we run our lives, It makes no sense...
In the wake of Paris, enjoying Watford v Man United simply out of defiance.
You think a little more money can buy your soul some rest ? You’d better think of something else instead –Levine/Moore/Emmett Even...
Man United and LvG deserve credit where–and when–it is due
I don’t care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul –Hammond/Hazlewood/Yorke...