Martin Palazzotto is the former editor of the now defunct World Football Columns. He also has written for other deceased football blogs, including the Equaliser, the Gib Football Show, Man and Ball, and strange bOUnce. Hopefully, that trail of carnage does not bode ill for Stretty News. His Twitter feed is @PickettPocketPr.
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Opinion: Rangnick’s slow burn policy won’t endear him to United fans
If social media accurately reflects the Manchester United fanbase’s collective frame of mind, unhappy supporters see little difference between Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...
Opinion: Why Real Madrid defines Jose Mourinho
Those Manchester United fans still backing Jose Mourinho probably feel much better about mask mandates and social distancing after Tottenham Hotspur dropped...
Opinion: When it comes to Jadon Sancho, does haste make waste?
If Manchester United supporters require proof football is tantamount to religion, they need only reference their own reaction, or at least those...
Opinion: Did Solskjaer consolidate his transfer plans with squad selection v LASK?
You can’t say Ole Gunnar Solskjaer lacks situational awareness. At November’s end, Manchester United appeared relegated to mid-table status for the 2019/20...
Opinion: Manchester United play intentional waiting game in the transfer window
Unlike the Premier League, UEFA does not prevent players on loan from competing against their parent club. Consequently, with both AS Roma...
Opinion: Was Marcus Rashford just obeying orders?
After failing to take advantage of several opportunities before the coronavirus interrupted proceedings, then doing so again by failing to defeat West...
Opinion: Pogba error costly but not Manchester United’s greatest concern
Shortly after Michail Antonio casually converted his late first-half penalty to give West Ham the lead over Manchester United, the Twitterverse and...
Which defenders are realistic prospects for Manchester United in this market?
How many people in this world can snap their fingers and receive their heart’s desire ? Vladimir Putin is effectively Russia’s President...
Opinion: France Football disappoints with 2020 Ballon d’Or abdication
Only a fool wouldn’t recognise Bruno Fernandes’ impact since arriving at Manchester United in January. He galvanised the club, focused the attack...
Opinion: It’s time to admit Manchester United has a goalkeeping problem
Speaking as someone raised in Canada who has kept goal in both hockey and football, a commonality between the two sports is...
Opinion: Should Manchester United welcome a prodigal son back into the squad?
With an unbeaten streak well into the double digits and goals positively overflowing, it’s difficult to criticise Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s tactics or...
Opinion: Can De Gea lead Manchester United through the door Dean Henderson opened?
To date, Manchester United refuse to rely on the Court for Arbitration of Sport’s decision regarding Manchester City’s appeal of their UEFA...