Louis van Gaal
View from J Stand: Surreal atmosphere at Old Trafford
There has been frustration starting to boil over the past couple of weeks but given the demographic of United fans at Old Trafford —...
Manchester United could take lessons in last minute heroics from the Royals
Well, you look so pretty in it Honey, can I jump on it sometime ? Yes, I just wanna see If it’s...
Rowlesy’s Ramblings: ‘We’re Man United, we want to attack!’
A new chant is developing among increasingly disgruntled United supporters. A chant that is impassioned and real, a succinct message (almost a...
Consumer alert! New sleep aid being tested on Man United supporters
And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high...
Van Gaal’s response to Scholes lacks comprehension
Louis van Gaal is an unpredictable, complex character normally unafraid to go hammer and tongs into any debate. However this time around he was more...
Louis van Gaal: Loitering without intent
In South Florida, where I live, loitering in front of shops with no intent to purchase or check out the wares is...
Van Gaal’s United: Football’s equivalent of Downton Abbey
ITV in recent years commissioned a staggeringly successful show called Downton Abbey. I say staggeringly because it is a show where absolutely...
Opinion: Wayne Rooney is not on his last legs
It’s a dead man’s party Who could ask for more ? Everybody’s comin’, Leave your body at the door Leave your body...
Not a typical report as United crash out of the Capital One Cup
Being pissed, I’ll keep this reaction short. I don’t want Stretty News becoming another one of those football blogs/fan-sites that are renowned...
A piece of film Louis van Gaal should study
Anticlimactic. In a word, that sums up this weekend’s Manchester Derby. Nil-nil was the final score with both managers adopting conservative tactics....
Manchester Derby Preview: Manchester United v Manchester City
English Premier League Date: Sunday 25th October, 2015 Time: 14:05 Venue: Old Trafford The biggest Premier League encounter of the weekend takes...
Untitled whimsy resulting from Manchester United’s Moscow junket
First off let me say that when it comes to my footy I’m a fan of HD, not impressionism. Unfortunately live streaming...