Louis van Gaal

Man United buck trends, still disappoint
A quick check of the astrological charts revealed no significant realignment of the stars for 12th January, 2016. How then to explain...
Should Manchester United be thinking outside the X-box?
Have you ever heard of Todd Howard ? No, not Tim Howard, the former Manchester United and current Toffees goalkeeper. Nor Todd...
Goodbye Mr Ed and who’s next?
For anyone not familiar, Mr Ed was the name of a talking horse in a successful 1960’s US comedy show, guiding his...
You really only hurt the one you love. (A Man United fiction)
It was a quiet afternoon for a Saturday at Sugar Junction, a quaint little tea room on Tib Street in Manchester. That...
No way, Jose
Imagine being a United fan unhappy with the current manager. Boring football, preening, stubborn arrogance, verbal attacks on the fans, self-destructive man...
The blind leading the blind
Embed from Getty Images Make no mistake about it, United’s exit from the Champions League was embarrassing. Not embarrassing because they were...
Are you not entertained?!
Embed from Getty Images The short answer to that question is: No I’m bloody well not. Last night United offered up another...
Man United leave it late v Watford
Been flirtin’ with disaster, Ya’ll damn sure know what I mean. And the way we run our lives, It makes no sense...
Guillem Balague: Pep Guardiola is coming to the Premier League
In an exclusive interview with Jonathan Shrager of Stretty News TV, esteemed Spanish journalist Guillem Balague reveals that it is only a...
Not everyone wants Ronaldo back
Embed from Getty Images There are a couple of unintended moments in the new piece of propagan…erm I mean documentary film on...
Louis van Gaal, Manchester United’s Sean Penn
I was watching Mystic River the other day. If you haven’t yet you soon should, its pure cinematic genius. Of the many...
LvG finally lets the dogs out
You can’t go the distance With too much resistance I know you have doubts But for God’s sake don’t shut me out...