Martin Palazzotto is the former editor of the now defunct World Football Columns. He also has written for other deceased football blogs, including the Equaliser, the Gib Football Show, Man and Ball, and strange bOUnce. Hopefully, that trail of carnage does not bode ill for Stretty News. His Twitter feed is @PickettPocketPr.
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Man United and LvG deserve credit where–and when–it is due
I don’t care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul –Hammond/Hazlewood/Yorke...
LvG finally lets the dogs out
You can’t go the distance With too much resistance I know you have doubts But for God’s sake don’t shut me out...
Manchester United could take lessons in last minute heroics from the Royals
Well, you look so pretty in it Honey, can I jump on it sometime ? Yes, I just wanna see If it’s...
Consumer alert! New sleep aid being tested on Man United supporters
And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high...
Louis van Gaal: Loitering without intent
In South Florida, where I live, loitering in front of shops with no intent to purchase or check out the wares is...
Opinion: Wayne Rooney is not on his last legs
It’s a dead man’s party Who could ask for more ? Everybody’s comin’, Leave your body at the door Leave your body...
A piece of film Louis van Gaal should study
Anticlimactic. In a word, that sums up this weekend’s Manchester Derby. Nil-nil was the final score with both managers adopting conservative tactics....
Pessimism is only good thinking when Kevin de Bruyne is in form
Some people say the glass is half full; some say it’s half empty. I say it’s twice as big as it oughtta...
Untitled whimsy resulting from Manchester United’s Moscow junket
First off let me say that when it comes to my footy I’m a fan of HD, not impressionism. Unfortunately live streaming...
If you’re a UK resident & football supporter what is wrong with you?
The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin’ thin Engines stop running, but I...
Four Things to Take From Everton 0-3 Manchester United
Yesterday I wrote about the fun atmosphere and energy Jürgen Klopp promises to bring to the red half of Liverpool. It seems...
Liverpool Fun? Is Armageddon Nigh?
Clap for the Wolfman, he gonna rate your record high. Clap for the Wolfman, you gonna dig him to the day you...