Martin Palazzotto is the former editor of the now defunct World Football Columns. He also has written for other deceased football blogs, including the Equaliser, the Gib Football Show, Man and Ball, and strange bOUnce. Hopefully, that trail of carnage does not bode ill for Stretty News. His Twitter feed is @PickettPocketPr.
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Swallowing some bitter medicine may prove the cure to Manchester United’s managerial woes
Manchester United fans holding their breath in hopes the club would somehow persuade Pep Guardiola to manage in the same city as...
Hold the pink slip: United beat Derby
If there was any possibility defeat at the iPro would cost Louis van Gaal his job, Derby County proved to be among the...
Man United personals: Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor
Despite the degree to which divorce has become commonplace in society, there’s a reason the vicar still utters the phrase “until death...
Man United buck trends, still disappoint
A quick check of the astrological charts revealed no significant realignment of the stars for 12th January, 2016. How then to explain...
Should Manchester United be thinking outside the X-box?
Have you ever heard of Todd Howard ? No, not Tim Howard, the former Manchester United and current Toffees goalkeeper. Nor Todd...
Ed grows a pair. (A second Man United Fiction)
When the phone rang in the kitchen of a small, but elegant home in Wilmslow, Cheshire, the ginger-haired lady baking biscuits for Sunday...
You really only hurt the one you love. (A Man United fiction)
It was a quiet afternoon for a Saturday at Sugar Junction, a quaint little tea room on Tib Street in Manchester. That...
Wither now English football?
I had a friend was a big baseball player Back in high school He could throw that speedball by you Make you...
The Premier League table is crazy like a Fox
Because if my eyes don’t deceive me There’s something going wrong around here –JJackson Life is never dull. There is always something...
Man United leave it late v Watford
Been flirtin’ with disaster, Ya’ll damn sure know what I mean. And the way we run our lives, It makes no sense...
In the wake of Paris, enjoying Watford v Man United simply out of defiance.
You think a little more money can buy your soul some rest ? You’d better think of something else instead –Levine/Moore/Emmett Even...
Is football really insane for the young brain? Duh. Use your head.
“When you wake up in the morning And the light hurts your head The first thing you do When you get up...