Humour
Football related comedy. Often poking fun at Manchester United’s rivals.
Four debunked rumours regarding United’s rough start
Manchester United are not settling in quickly under new manager José Mourinho. In fact, they’ve recorded five fewer points in their first...
Man United goalscorers could take their cue from Dylan Larkin
On the one hand, it’s only a cup match. On the other, it’s a Manchester Derby, as well as another installment of...
The only bad thing about Johnny Kills is his name
For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out what José Mourinho has against Johnny Kills, christened Juan Manuel Mata García, but...
Northern Loudmouth’s Premier League prediction bonanza!
Prepare to make me eat my words come May as I attempt to predict the chaos ahead. Where will United finish in...
Blind Man’s Bluff: A Manchester United flash fiction
“Good evening, and welcome to North West Tonight. I’m Roger Johnson .” “And I’m Annabel Tiffin .” “Leading off the news in...
Musical Chairs–A Manchester United fiction
You will forgive my English, s’il vous plait ? But I must tell you about this, how do you say ?–strange ?–oui,...
You can call me anything, just call me up to the first team
In the 1970s, there was an American comedian, Bill Saluga, who created an alter ego named Raymond J Johnson, Jr. His character was fashioned...
Crying into your corn flakes (a hopefully fictional Man United nightmare)
Jonesy curled up under the duvet, his eyes already heavy with sleep. He’d had a long day down at the Kellog’s plant....
Should Marouane Fellaini cut his hair?
There are pros and cons to everything. For instance, when one takes advantage of Ryan Giggs’ unexplained absence at a match wherein Manchester United suddenly...
Bad night for GNev accompanied by false quote
Remember when Roy Keane told us all about the showers at Manchester United and how they would brag about the size of...
Conspiracy theory suggests Giggsy, not Van Gaal, has been in charge of parking the Man United bus
Appearances can be deceiving. For the better part of the season–which has ironically also been the worst for Man United fans–manager Louis...
Should Manchester United be thinking outside the X-box?
Have you ever heard of Todd Howard ? No, not Tim Howard, the former Manchester United and current Toffees goalkeeper. Nor Todd...