Wayne Rooney

Owen Hargreaves runs the numbers
Owen Hargreaves can’t count
So, I’m watching the Zorya Luhansk/Manchester United feed on Thursday night. The players are freezing their assets off in the early Ukrainian...
Henrikh Mkhitaryan states his case in Odessa
Cold comforts from a Manchester United victory in chilly Odessa
Having grown up in Canada, I can attest to the simple pleasure inherent in seeing one’s breath when exhaling on a crisp...
Three Things…from United’s hammering of West Ham
United turn back time It remains to be seen whether José Mourinho’s Donald Trump-like approach to football management will continue to be...
Talking points from the Arsenal game
Going into this early kick-off, all the the conversation was whether Wegner could possibly overcome a side managed by Jose Mouriniho.  Arsenal...
Jose Mourinho’s big weekend
Jose Mourinho won’t get sacked if he loses this weekend nor will he get the boot this season, even if things continue...
Injury-Gate leaves more questions than answers.
Just as United’s garden appeared rosier after a convincing victory over an abject Swansea City, their efforts were overshadowed by Mourinho’s scathing...
Football is the latest to discard common sense in the face of Poppygate
Back in 2009, Liverpool and Manchester United, among several other teams, refused to make their players wear the poppy on their shirts...
Gutless and leaderless – Just another United European trip
United’s previous ventures to Turkey have been notorious for hostility and having to cope with a cauldron of toxic noise. Galatasaray’s famous...
dylan larkin celebrates
Man United goalscorers could take their cue from Dylan Larkin
On the one hand, it’s only a cup match. On the other, it’s a Manchester Derby, as well as another installment of...
Three things…from United’s dreary day in London town
The real Chris Smalling returns For all of Chris Smalling’s improvements since he made a complete fool of himself in Louis Van...
Rowlesy’s Ramblings – Paul Pogba stars as United banish boring tag
For those more accustomed to farthings and, more recently, 5p Freddos, the bottomless amounts of oil-driven, foreign backed money being thrown into...
Michael Owen channels his inner Joseph Heller at Wayne Rooney’s expense
I am unhappy. Confused even. For the moment, it’s Michael Owen’s fault, and I will get to that. First, however, I must...