Louis van Gaal
We need to talk about Morgan Schneiderlin
When Louis Van Gaal bemoaned his embryonic Manchester United’s lack of balance after achieving the bare minimum expectation of a return to...
Ryan Giggs: Manchester United Manager. Erm…No?
Embed from Getty Images Right now we’re witnessing what is probably the worst stage of Louis Van Gaal’s Manchester United tenure. A...
Man United should mess with the Zlatan
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is thirty-four years old. He is not a team player. Put a microphone in front of him and he is...
Darth van Gaal is not his youthful Man United squad’s father
The world is full of mama’s boys and daddy’s little girls. That’s just the way things are. For whatever reason, many parents bond...
Sun Goals Podcast: Gone beyond the stage of being outraged by LvG
I joined Arsenal legend Ian Wright and Sun Sports editor Shaun Custis on the Sun Goals Podcast this morning to discuss the...
Is time running out for Memphis Depay?
When Memphis Depay was unveiled as a Manchester United player last summer, the whole of Old Trafford licked its lips in anticipation;...
Crying into your corn flakes (a hopefully fictional Man United nightmare)
Jonesy curled up under the duvet, his eyes already heavy with sleep. He’d had a long day down at the Kellog’s plant....
Mourinho is a necessary evil if United want to win trophies again
When summer finally rolls around and United are once again cast into the murky depths of Eastern Europe on Thursday nights–assuming they...
West Brom vs Manchester United: Back to normality…depressing normality
Embed from Getty Images There was a vague sense among United fans at 10pm Wednesday night, that a corner had been turned....
United vs FC Midtjylland – “We’re f***ing shit!”
Embed from Getty Images “We’re fucking shit !” That was the chant from travelling reds after another low point on a winter’s...
Sleepwalking in Sunderland
I live in what is usually balmy South Florida, although this morning was a brisk fifty-eight degrees Fahrenheit. It could have been worse....
Should Marouane Fellaini cut his hair?
There are pros and cons to everything. For instance, when one takes advantage of Ryan Giggs’ unexplained absence at a match wherein Manchester United suddenly...