Bastian Schweinsteiger
The return of Bastian Schweinsteiger should be celebrated
Jose Mourinho’s treatment of exiled German legend Bastian Schweinsteiger should have landed him a custodial sentence for supposed bullying, according to a...
Private: Schweinsteiger returns to first team training after hiatus
After an embarrassing defeat in South West London, followed by a hugely frustrating home draw with Burnley, United supporters were given some...
An early Christmas is not a good thing for Mourinho’s United
Is it me, or did it seem to anyone else that Sir Alex Ferguson, during his final seasons in charge, was writing an...
United’s absurd and miserable pre-season is over. Thank f*** for that.
One of football’s appeals is that it is essentially escapism, and some escapism is needed right now, for a short while at least. Between...
The one with a screamer: An early peek at bad Mourinho
There’s a Friends episode which shares its title with this column. Well, the part before the colon, anyway. As for the part...
Musical Chairs–A Manchester United fiction
You will forgive my English, s’il vous plait ? But I must tell you about this, how do you say ?–strange ?–oui,...
Open Warfare: Where does a captain fit in a God’s world?
There’s an old saying: out with the old, in with the new. It’s beginning to look like that may apply to Manchester...
Euros not a sunny forecast for United’s immediate future
A very disturbing trend has emerged at the Euros. I’m not talking about England leaving earlier than expected. That’s more tradition than...
Man United leave it late v Watford
Been flirtin’ with disaster, Ya’ll damn sure know what I mean. And the way we run our lives, It makes no sense...
Rowlesy’s Ramblings: ‘We’re Man United, we want to attack!’
A new chant is developing among increasingly disgruntled United supporters. A chant that is impassioned and real, a succinct message (almost a...
Pessimism is only good thinking when Kevin de Bruyne is in form
Some people say the glass is half full; some say it’s half empty. I say it’s twice as big as it oughtta...
Untitled whimsy resulting from Manchester United’s Moscow junket
First off let me say that when it comes to my footy I’m a fan of HD, not impressionism. Unfortunately live streaming...