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Jose Mourinho paints himself as football’s Donald Trump
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Aug 30 2018, 15:11
Despite some laughably optimistic briefings from Ed “Shelly Levene” Woodward, it’s hard to see how Jose Mourinho recovers at Old Trafford after...
A new era for Manchester United is upon us with introduction to Women’s football
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Jun 4 2018, 14:27
And so, with the simple submission of an application, the biggest and wealthiest football club in England, the UK and possibly Europe,...
Opinion: Mourinho was not, is not and never will be, the right man
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Mar 22 2018, 15:30
As a smug, patronising git, there is nothing more I enjoy than to be proven right. Mainly because it gives me a...
The Ballad of Wayne Rooney
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Jul 6 2017, 11:15
And so, its almost over. Wayne Rooney’s 13-year relationship with Manchester United looks set to end with a return to Everton. A...
Smalling and Jones: Two more sufferers of the English disease.
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Apr 2 2017, 19:15
Not to worry folks, Smalling and Jones, more formally known as Messrs Chris “Mike” Smalling and Phil “New Duncan Edwards” Jones haven’t...
Wayne Rooney: A Survivor and record breaker who fell just short of true greatness
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Jan 25 2017, 10:30
Well, he had to get there in the end. Goddammit, if we had to keep playing him until he was fifty years...
Old Trafford’s new warrior-king?
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Jan 19 2017, 18:30
Forgotten among Manchester United’s superstars, one man from Bilbao has been quietly excellent. While Paul Pogba was having perhaps a career-worst match...
The Ballad of David William M***s
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Dec 26 2016, 9:58
It must be sad to be the dourest of dour Scotsman, David M***s. A man once regarded as a serious contender to...
Three things…from Everton vs Manchester United
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Dec 5 2016, 13:53
United’s top four chance has gone. Jose Mourinho may well want to start taking the Europa League much more seriously now as...
Three Things…from United’s hammering of West Ham
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Dec 2 2016, 10:30
United turn back time It remains to be seen whether José Mourinho’s Donald Trump-like approach to football management will continue to be...
Jose Mourinho’s big weekend
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Nov 19 2016, 11:18
Jose Mourinho won’t get sacked if he loses this weekend nor will he get the boot this season, even if things continue...
What’s eating Jose Mourinho?
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Nov 13 2016, 10:00
Jose Mourinho finally has the job he wanted so long. Ever since his first spell in charge of Chelsea, Mourinho cast envious...
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