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The Northern Loudmouth: Little Britain
“Britain ! Britain ! Britain !” As the Tom Baker narration would say, a land where racists are rehabilitated into our loving...
The Damned United II: Full Throttle
Unless Manchester United’s horrid owners complete a remarkable Westminster style u-turn then David Moyes was always going to be done at the...
The Northern Loudmouth: Clear as muck
Seeing as United’s season has all but petered out – see my last column – the press has gone all ballistic about...
The epic battle for Seventh Heaven
It was a very British defeat on Wednesday that United suffered in the 4-2 aggregate reverse to Bayern Munich. Plenty of pluck,...
Fellaini is bringing the tradition of high farce into 21st century culture
High farce is an ever more difficult creative concept to pull off in this era of “reality” TV and politically skewed news...
Northern Loudmoth: United’s Man of the Match
Incisive, entertaining, engaging, and intelligent with a powerful presence: these were all attributes displayed by Manchester United’s star man in their Orwellian...
Being David Moyes (A Kitchen Sink drama)
I can’t be easy being David Moyes, it certainly doesn’t look easy, actually it looks an incredibly tortuous experience. Since being in...
January sales need to be avoided like conversations with your racist relatives
I’m going to book a trend right now and say the worst possible thing David Moyes could do next month is to...
The Nothern Loudmouth: Fans only have themselves to blame for their awful owners
As the transfer window draws closer the Manchester United PR Spin machine is in full effect. Depending on which rag you read,...
The Nothern Loudmouth: A divine right to nothing
Two home defeats in a row is bad if you’re Manchester United, worse still if you cannot even muster a goal in...
Scholes to make more comebacks than Larry Holmes
It is somewhat debatable as to how many times Heavyweight Boxing great Larry Holmes has come out of retirement. His first comeback...
The Northern Loudmouth: Losing the Quiet Man is a Hammerblow for United
No, I’m not talking about Iain Duncan Smith. Frankly the loss of the minister for Work and Pensions, hopefully via a freak...