Location: following United, home, away & europe
Likes: United, Alcohol, Banana Yazoo.
Dislikes: Manchester Airport Terminal 3, Scousers, Glazers.
Life’s ambition - to own a match worn Karel Poborsky hairband.
18 months waiting… We’re back!
It’s midnight. 18 months of patiently waiting to be allowed to return to football. For matchgoing fans, this is a lifetime. I’ve...
Opinion: Don’t get Amad, get even
In what seems to have turned into somewhat of a mystery, the curious case of Donny Van De Beek took yet another...
Opinion: Alright, alright, calm down
What a difference a week makes in football. Manchester United went top of the league recently, off the back of a great...
TUS – Pantomime villains of their own creation
A while back, I wrote an article on the scourge of the Fancam epidemic amongst the United fanbase. I called out the...
Are you not entertained?
It’s the 10th April, 2016. The once global powerhouse of football, Manchester United, have made the trip to White Hart Lane to...
TRA Interview – Independent group of Manchester United fans working towards a better atmosphere at Old Trafford
TRA (The Red Army) is a fan group that believe that for the atmosphere to return across the entire stadium, there should...
Remembering what it was like to travel to Manchester United games pre COVID-19
The trip over. It’s just after midnight and I’m wide awake lying in bed, usual banter going on in the group chat...
Exclusive: Pogba’s head turned back in the direction of United, claims Ben Thornley
Continuing our spree of exclusive content the past week, including an interview with Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford, Brian Murphy catches up...
Opinion: PL can’t close door on fans & Project Restart disapproval
It’s been ages hasn’t it ? Football has left quite a considerable hole in our lives, from the social aspect of meeting...
Opinion: Have Manchester United forgotten who they are?
As we sit back in lockdown times, a vast hole in our life in the shape of a football being kicked around...
Revealed: How Man Utd hired Nigerian Prince to save world from Liverpool winning title
Stretty News has a breaking news announcement ! In what can only be described as “peak shithousery”, it has been revealed this...