Location: following United, home, away & europe
Likes: United, Alcohol, Banana Yazoo.
Dislikes: Manchester Airport Terminal 3, Scousers, Glazers.
Life’s ambition - to own a match worn Karel Poborsky hairband.
Opinion: Paul Pogba is no more than a wet cigarette lighter at Man Utd
I can’t think of too many players other than Paul Pogba that have left the club, especially at a younger age, who...
Opinion: Why Man Utd ‘walkout protest’ against Glazers fell flat on its face
Since the walkout protest is the current hot topic, here’s some thoughts on why it fell flat on its face, and a...
Opinion: Manager merry go round – stick with Solskjaer or hire Pochettino?
Ever since his name was first mentioned in regards taking the helm at Manchester United, back then on a temporary basis, there...
Three Lions go legal over “Scottish” McTominay
After fighting a media embargo, Stretty News can bring you an exclusive report on the international future of Scott McTominay. A few...
One out, one in: The rebuild at Man Utd is being handled poorly
Under the tenure of José Mourinho, we heard him mention time and again regarding recruitment, if we lose one we bring one...
Opinion: You may want Ole out, but you don’t want Roy Keane in
“Bring in Roy Keane !” One of the most common comments amongst fans these days is to bring in the inflammatory figure...
Opinion: Doomsday at Old Trafford
After a less than inspiring start to the season, with Manchester United lying 10 points adrift from the top after a mere...
Exclusive: “6-years is a long time for Man United to have not won the Premier League” – Ben Thornley
Manchester United fan Brian Murphy took it upon himself to arrange an interview with former Manchester United player and Class of ’92...
Opinion: Harry Maguire not the best long-term option, transfer saga is becoming Sneijder-esque
In what could be the start of another Sneijder-esque situation as we’ve been signing Harry Maguire for what seems to be an...
Opinion: Man Utd must address Academy and build for future to avoid huge transfer fees
After a barren few years, a decade perhaps, of producing our own ready made replacements for outgoing players, the question has to...