Last weeks column was roundly critisced by Liverpool fans who mistakenly wondered onto Stretty News. They must have been confused by the name of the blog. So in an effort to reclaim some credability I have taken a different path for Dangermen this week. Spurs always produce a tricky fixture. The club has become a…
Dangermen: 24 hours with Daniel Levy
Written on Saturday, September 29, 2012 by Furious John in For the laugh, Match Preview
Liverpool away – The Dangermen
Written on Saturday, September 22, 2012 by Furious John in For the laugh, Premier League
Dangerman is a new weekly colum from Furious John. If you’re easily offended, still believe in Santa Clause, or don’t have a sense of humour – then it’s probably best for you to go and read something else. Here we are already. The game I most despise. A game at Klanfield against a set of…
Southampton away – The dangermen
Written on Sunday, September 2, 2012 by Furious John in For the laugh, Match Preview, Premier League
This weeks challenge is that of Sourhampton. How many Manchester United fans can remember the awful away days at the Dell? An awfully intimidating ground where we suffered some terribly humiliating defeats. It was after our 6-3 defeat on October 26th 1996 that an incredible alliance was almost struck. The world of football rocked to…
In previous seasons I would have picked Tim Cahill without hesitation. He was great in the air and had a knack for “arriving late”. These two attributes were of course down to the tiny wings that he manages to conceal under his football shirt. Poor Tim was hatched by a migrating heron but was abandoned…
Furious Football Fury – Season Review Part 3
Written on Saturday, July 28, 2012 by Furious John in For the laugh
Part three of John’s very own season review couldn’t come quick enough. If you missed out on part one, and part two, follow the links. Anyway, lets get to what’s important… What can be said about the season West Brom, Fulham, Liverpool, Everton and Chelsea had. 10) West Brom The Hawthorns is the highest ground…
Furious Football Fury – Season Review Part 2
Written on Saturday, July 14, 2012 by Furious John in For the laugh, Premier League
Part two of John’s very own season review couldn’t come fast enough. If you missed out on part one, click here. However after an extended break to watch the European Championships and a deep clean of the Llama stables he is back to continue the season review, starting at the team placed 15th: 15) Wigan…
Furious Football Fury – Season Review Part 1
Written on Thursday, June 7, 2012 by Furious John in For the laugh, Premier League
This season we started a new feature called Furious Football Fury. A piece written by Furious John, who has an incredible imagination when it comes to football and humor. Therefore before we start looking forward to the upcoming season, we have him back writing a season review of 2011/12. The first 5 clubs, from 20 to…
“I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand” has recently become to most quoted line from John Cleese in Clockwise, much repeated in recent weeks and it resonates with me so much. On the last day of the 2009/10 season I sat with my boys in the lounge, lego sprawled out in front of us…
Furious Football Fury – Magic of the FA Cup
Written on Friday, April 20, 2012 by Furious John in For the laugh
Some people (all of them are devoid of sense) think the “magic” of the FA Cup died in 2000 when Manchester United were persuaded not to defend their trophy, but to go and compete for the World Club Cup in Brazil. That is bollocks. The magic of the FA Cup died in 1992, the year…
Furious Football Fury – Vieira needs a carer
Written on Wednesday, April 4, 2012 by Furious John in For the laugh
Every year, on the 25th March a few friends gather together for dinner in a low quality restaurant and a good fucking moan about Manchester United. They might be complaining about the obvious favouritism that United get from officials, or maybe the fact that the Financial Fair Play was conceived to suit Glazernomics or perhaps…
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