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Ibra spread his arms for three times the love in Manchester United's hat trick performance v St Etienne
Zlatan Ibrahimović and the Worst Hat Trick Ever
After a week in which Harry Potter author JK Rowling and stuffed talking head Piers Morgan battled on Twitter over the latter’s...
Why Marcus Rashford must be patient on his inevitable road to United stardom.
For those feeling deprived of juicy transfer gossip, a mere fourteen days after the winter window slammed shut, there was some rather...
Johnny Kills strikes again for Man United
Johnny Kills Watford although Man United’s bad scoring rap continues
Like any other match day under José Mourinho, Manchester United’s attack plan was two trailer park girls going round the outside. Against...
Wayne Rooney's free kick enroute to equalizing against Stoke City
Wayne Rooney was not offside!
Though they are countrymen, Mark Hughes is not Tony Pulis . Nor does Bet365 Stadium roll off the tongue as ominously as the...
Anthony Martial rescues Mna United from an improbably Boro smash and grab.
Man United supporters trade ten years of their lives for late win over Boro
On some days it seems as though the world is conspiring against you. On this New Year’s Eve day for Man United,...
Craig Pawson learns why a referee's best performances are the ones where he escapes notice
Three thoughts on United’s victory over Crystal Palace and Craig Pawson
1. Really, Howard, a toe ? To honor Sir Alex Ferguson’s favorite referee, I’m starting this “Three Thoughts” edition without an introduction,...
Owen Hargreaves runs the numbers
Owen Hargreaves can’t count
So, I’m watching the Zorya Luhansk/Manchester United feed on Thursday night. The players are freezing their assets off in the early Ukrainian...
United suffer from infuriating brilliance
There is so much about Arsenal somehow escaping from Old Trafford with a thoroughly undeserved point that I want to rage about: United’s...
Talking points from the Arsenal game
Going into this early kick-off, all the the conversation was whether Wegner could possibly overcome a side managed by Jose Mouriniho.  Arsenal...
Three thoughts ahead of Arsenal
Coming off an international week, Manchester United will have to hit the ground running for their first match back against Arsenal. The one...
Three things…from Manchester United vs Burnley
The Damned United ? It’s not hard to see why Jose Mourinho draws so many comparisons with Brian Howard Clough, with his...
Man United should choose tactical nous over temperamental Mou
Let’s get the bullshit excuses out of the way first. Mark Clattenburg did not keep Burnley in this match, nor did he...