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Manchester United legend urges club to sign another Manchester City target
Dale O'Donnell
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Jan 24 2018, 22:15
Gary Neville has jokingly urged Manchester United to gazump Manchester City’s attempts to sign Aymeric Laporte. The former United captain took to...
Three thoughts ahead of Arsenal
Martin Palazzotto
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Nov 15 2016, 17:26
Coming off an international week, Manchester United will have to hit the ground running for their first match back against Arsenal. The one...
Football is the latest to discard common sense in the face of Poppygate
Northern Loudmouth
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Nov 4 2016, 13:05
Back in 2009, Liverpool and Manchester United, among several other teams, refused to make their players wear the poppy on their shirts...
Wayne Rooney and the Proper Football Men
Northern Loudmouth
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Sep 29 2016, 12:30
A few years ago, football writer and novelist John Nicholson and Telegraph columnist Alan Tyers forged the “Proper Football Man” (PFM), to mock...
The Premier League’s Manhattan Project
Martin Palazzotto
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Aug 3 2016, 13:28
If it ever was, it’s been a long time since the Premier League–or the First Division–was the epitome of technical football. La...
The Neviller in Spain – A creditable failure
Northern Loudmouth
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Apr 5 2016, 13:17
Embed from Getty Images To refer to something as a creditable failure seems a backhanded compliment. It’s a bit like referring to...
Bad night for GNev accompanied by false quote
Dale O'Donnell
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Feb 4 2016, 2:55
Remember when Roy Keane told us all about the showers at Manchester United and how they would brag about the size of...
Swallowing some bitter medicine may prove the cure to Manchester United’s managerial woes
Martin Palazzotto
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Feb 1 2016, 20:47
Manchester United fans holding their breath in hopes the club would somehow persuade Pep Guardiola to manage in the same city as...
Man United personals: Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor
Martin Palazzotto
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Jan 28 2016, 11:57
Despite the degree to which divorce has become commonplace in society, there’s a reason the vicar still utters the phrase “until death...
Mr Neville goes to Valencia
Northern Loudmouth
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Dec 3 2015, 21:37
Gazza Nev’s bravery should be treated with respect rather than bafflement. Embed from Getty Images When Sky Sports News announced they had...
Consumer alert! New sleep aid being tested on Man United supporters
Martin Palazzotto
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Oct 31 2015, 21:08
And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high...
Toilet reporting + shrinking talisman
Dale O'Donnell
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Jul 7 2015, 9:02
Morning all, I finished yesterday’s blog with toilet stuff but this morning it’s what I’m starting with. A dodgy Twitter account gave...
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