Northern Loudmouth

51 year old Straightedge Strippogram. I write things...enjoy.

The scandal of the Manchester United Women’s football team
I suppose an introduction is needed here to anchor the sensationalist title of this opinion column. The scandal of United’s women’s football...
Silly season: Panic? Don’t panic!
Silly season has officially started. The time where desperate supporters fill the void left by the Premier League hype machine by speculating...
Footballers aren’t out of touch but football sure is
It was classic television news media. Describe how Arsenal’s TV channel had to apologise for Jack Wilshire’s language before going on to...
Juve and Barca was a reminder that England is a long way behind
So it was, Neymar, a .k .a Rufio, leader of the Lost Boys, scored a goal to signal the end of the...
Rio Ferdinand, the greatest
Controversial, outspoken, joker, campaigner but most of all exceptional. Rio Ferdinand by those of us with common sense will be remembered as...
Phil Jones, our new bumbling farce
If any moment in his, still relatively young, career summed Phil Jones up it was his last gasp attempt to stop the...
Dobby or The Welsh fitness model-monkey hybrid
Football fans are the biggest mass of contradictions out there constantly raining praise on one player while criticising another for the same...
Don’t envy Chelsea’s dire win, be happy we’re on the right track
A sunny Saturday evening on the 18th April in the cauldron of silence known as Stamford Bridge provided its own dress rehearsal...
Philosophy, a meaningless buzzword
Philosophy. noun the study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence, especially when considered as an academic discipline. a theory...
You can’t help but laugh
The FA Cup fifth round tie was certainly an eventful one, not so much because of a barnstorming United display as the...
Blind the band aid for United’s problems
This weekend’s match against Leicester City offered much encouragement. The first half saw Van Gaal revert to the flat back four with...
Football has its own Teflon Don in Sepp Blatter
Anyone who has gained, even a passing knowledge of cultural history in America will likely have heard of the name John Gotti....