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The blind leading the blind
Embed from Getty Images Make no mistake about it, United’s exit from the Champions League was embarrassing. Not embarrassing because they were...
Mr Neville goes to Valencia
Gazza Nev’s bravery should be treated with respect rather than bafflement. Embed from Getty Images When Sky Sports News announced they had...
Are you not entertained?!
Embed from Getty Images The short answer to that question is: No I’m bloody well not. Last night United offered up another...
Not everyone wants Ronaldo back
Embed from Getty Images There are a couple of unintended moments in the new piece of propagan…erm I mean documentary film on...
A fat, drunken Tory’s response to UEFA
Embed from Getty Images We shall boo on the beaches, we shall boo on the terraces, we shall boo in the fields...
Van Gaal’s United: Football’s equivalent of Downton Abbey
ITV in recent years commissioned a staggeringly successful show called Downton Abbey. I say staggeringly because it is a show where absolutely...
The perfect buyer for Wayne Rooney and the balled of Memphis Depay
Wayne Rooney did two shocking things this weekend. He scored away from home, something he had not done for almost a year...
Our favourite Welshman may have been a wizard but he certainly wasn’t World Class
It is a statement that will attract heat in my direction without a doubt as Ryan Giggs holds a special place in...
Louis van Moyes
“We will try and do it (sign players), but from what I saw of the players, I’m more than happy with the...
Friday Night Lights no longer shine so bright for our Wayne
When I began writing my column for Stretty News, the great dictator Alex Ferguson had abdicated his throne and handed power to...
David de…Maria?
You’ll never see confidence sap so quickly out of United fans as quickly as it did when it was announced David de Gea...
2015/16: Louis van Gaal and the Great Game
The Great Game is no reference to football itself or the beautiful game but more of a fact that Manchester United’s current...