Still use a 'Champions 1993' towel. It's older than people I work with.
‘United In Routine Win’ Shocker…
When you’ve been as spoiled as Man United fans have been over the last 25 years, beating Hull City 3-0 at home...
Report: United take advantage of frail Gunners
Where to even start writing a match report after a game as bonkers as that ? All you can really say is...
The stats (and table) don’t tell the story of United’s recovery
They say you can prove anything with statistics, and a more modern version of it would be that you can prove anything...
Baggies draw still gives reasons to believe
A 2-2 away draw where you’ve dominated the attacking football stats, grabbed a late equaliser and shown more resilience than you’ve done...
United’s future stars need the Class of 92 to quieten down
You know you’re getting old when the players you remember from your teenage years are now the go-to pundits and big mouths...
Snarling Captain Rooney fails to inspire
In some parallel dimension, that guy who looked like Tom Cleverley’s more threatening cousin got penalised for shoving Rafael over near the...
Ander’s Game: Herrera Quietly Steals The Show
In some ways, Ander Herrera could hardly have had a worse start to the season. Getting injured on his debut meant that...
It’s Time For United To Forget Their False Start
Is it over yet ? Thank god for that. It feels like an age since the 2014/15 season descended into transfer deadline...
Is United’s history being frozen out? Grow up…
It’s probably not advisable to start your first post for Stretty News by a) telling United fans to shut up, or b)...