Humour
Football related comedy. Often poking fun at Manchester United’s rivals.
VIDEO: Gary Neville reviews Ryan Giggs classic FA Cup goal
At what appears to be an event presentation, Gary Neville reviews one of the greatest goals of all time scored in the FA...
Red Therapy: Where will United be in 5 years?
Clearly shaken by the indiscriminate use of militant hashtags against them earlier this week the Glazers have told the press they are...
Red Therapy: Attack! City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal
Stretty News would like to welcome John Young back to the writers team. Red Therapy, a weekly column under his name, pokes fun at...
Morrissey spoof: Heaven sent us Louis van Gaal
Steven Patrick Morrissey was born in Manchester in 1959. Singer-songwriter and co-founder of the Smiths between 1982-1987, Morrissey has been a solo...
Manager Hunt: Try as I might…
Saturday 22nd February We won a very tightly contested game today. This was no easy fixture. Before today Crystal Palace had won...
Anderson’s chances of receiving Ballon D’or
Anderson was always destined for an Italian club the moment that image circulated in 2012 of him proudly sporting a Ferrero Rocher like a...
Ed Woodward – Have I not got transfer news for you
The Ian Hislop – Ed Woodward Doppelg anger has been noted, and until the Mata coup, it was starting to appear as if...
PICTURE: Manuel Pellegrini does Audrey Roberts
In a week in which Manuel Pellegrini claimed City were a bigger club than United a lot of jokes have done the...
Manager Hunt: A week with Manuel Pellegrini
Saturday 8th Feb After the game I try to explain to the players that Chelsea were not actually little horses but it...
Janet jazz jazz jam… Januzaj?
Ever since Adnan Januzaj burst onto the scene at Manchester United commentators up and down the country have struggled pronouncing his surname....
SOS Fergie in a way you won’t imagine
No, this is not a ‘Moyes Out’ piece. Last night’s grim exit to Sunderland had repercussions not just on the pitch but...
Video: 100 Reasons To Hate Chelsea!
Back with more raging silliness – it’s Ian Smith’s 100 Reasons ! And this time his comical ire is aimed squarely at...