When the day is dawning
On a scouser’s Monday morning
How I long to be there
The bottom 3 is waiting for me, there
All around the city, where I lay my hat
They say thanks to Torres, the useless Spanish twat!
Is this the way to relegation?
The laughing stock, of the f*cking nation
Dreaming dreams of trips to Preston
Days out in Scunthorpe wait for me!