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Three of the worst stats from Manchester United’s nightmare at Selhurst Park
It was a depressing Monday night for Manchester United at Selhurst Park, with our heaviest defeat of the season leaving us eighth...
Michael Owen and Paul Scholes agree on bizarre Steve McClaren claim
Michael Owen believes Manchester United must sack Erik ten Hag and make Steve McClaren caretaker manager for the remainder of the season....
Photo: Jean-Claude Blanc and Jason Wilcox spotted in the stands at Selhurst Park
Manchester United suffered a heavy defeat to Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park on Monday night. Maybe the writing was on the wall....
Ashley Young opens up on how Sir Alex Ferguson broke retirement news to Manchester United players
Ashley Young has revealed that there were tears in the Manchester United dressing room when Sir Alex Ferguson announced his retirement in...
Erik ten Hag grateful for incredible support from United fans at Selhurst Park
Erik ten Hag praised Manchester United’s incredible away support at Selhurst Park in Monday night’s disappointing 4-0 humiliation at the hands of...
Hopes of qualifying for Europe diminishing as Manchester United reach new low – opinion
It wasn’t long ago when I thought Manchester United had a realistic chance of putting pressure on Aston Villa for a Champions...
Video: Reds stand united in away end after 4-0 defeat at Selhurst Park
As the full-time whistle blew, the deflated Manchester United players acknowledged the away end for their incredible support on the night. These...
‘We weren’t in it’ – Eriksen gives honest assessment as Manchester United slump to new low
Christian Eriksen gave an honest assessment of Manchester United’s performance following Monday night’s embarrassing 4-0 Premier League defeat to Crystal Palace. The...
Rio Ferdinand takes aim at Manchester United star after Michael Olise opener
Rio Ferdinand took aim at Casemiro after Manchester United conceded the opening goal in their 4-0 defeat at Crystal Palace. Casemiro has...
Jamie Carragher advises Casemiro on career move after shocking performance vs Crystal Palace
Casemiro’s performances this season have warranted criticism, but the Brazilian veteran reached a new low tonight with a shocking display in Manchester...
Ashley Young tears into Manchester United players after night to forget at Selhurst Park
It was a night to forget to Manchester United at Selhurst Park. It’s not often Crystal Palace do the double over us...
Manchester United player ratings as Casemiro & Eriksen prove their days are numbered vs Crystal Palace
Erik ten Hag’s side left Selhurst Park with their tails between their legs tonight. Manchester United’s away end gave the club pride...