Patrice Evra put social media into a frenzy this week as he recorded himself kissing, sucking and caressing an uncooked turkey for Thanksgiving Day.
He has since moved on from raw meat to vegetables, presumably to form a new craze with people getting intimate with food. I say new because it’s not something we’ve come across online before, though there’s evidence somewhere in the dark web no doubt.
This may well be filed under the Vegan Food Porn category…
At least this doesn’t have an unhygienic element to it, with Evra safe from picking up a bad dose of salmonella.
Still, the former Manchester United left-back is without question our favourite footballing characters on social media.
If this is a new series, why not throw an extra hot chilli in your gob next time? Obviously make sure to bite in!
Watch the turkey version here, but we don’t advise doing so if you’ve got a weak stomach.