Oh dear, Wayne Rooney cursed. After completing his Upton Park hat-trick. Who could have ever imagined he even had curse words in his vocabulary? Shocking. Such behavior is just not cricket.
‘Fuckin’ What? What?! Fuckin’ Hell!’
Fortunately, the football fan has the FA on guard. Protecting him and his family from creatures like Rooney. Who uses bad language and apparently also f… young educated ladies when he gets p… at Christmas parties.
Sadly, some people see the FA as pathetically outdated hypocrite time wasters for doing so. So here’s a suggestion to silence detractors of the great FA crusade on moral.
Ban him from an England game – not a league game. The Dutch did so with Nigel de Jong for a violent act during a league match. Furthermore, don’t sell his England jersey at Wembley or your online stores for a while. Educate the public to support more virtuous characters.
Show the world England’s determination on behavior and ethics.