I wouldn’t have John Terry at my funeral. Yeah, try work that one out.
Terry, Mr. Chelsea, or whatever you prefer to call him (my preference would be deemed too vulgar for our younger readers), played a significant role in winning our third European Cup a decade ago, but there’s no way he’d be accepted at Old Trafford.
It wouldn’t go down well with fans if Jose Mourinho was to appoint Terry as his new assistant manager, with Rui Faria leaving the position after Saturday’s FA Cup final against Chelsea.
However, Mourinho’s latest comments about his soon to be revealed assistant manager have got people assuming it may well be a possibility.
And, seriously, I’d rather eye-gouge myself repeatedly…
Speaking to Portuguese newspaper Record, Mourinho clarified in an interview, translated by Sport Witness, that Faria’s departure would lead to the appointment of someone who was not of the same nationality. He also added the individual must remain anonymous for the time being as they are currently attached to another club.
“It’s a person who worked with me before, but I can’t say the name because he’s still linked with to another club,” Mourinho said.
Fans picked up on this and assumed Mourinho was referring to Terry. They could, of course, be tweeting tongue-in-cheek if that makes any sense.
Please don’t be John Terry 😢 https://t.co/1eM6J1oKro
— Yugal Subedi 🔴 (@yugalsubedi) May 17, 2018
My first reaction was ‘Oh my God it’s John Terry’, @LucasSposito_ assumed I was joking.
But I can’t decide if I was or not. 😂https://t.co/yd4crmGrrf
— Annie Eaves (@AnnieEaves) May 17, 2018
So who is going to be this mystery assistant for JOse. Imagine the scenes if john terry rocks up in full kit shinnys the lot
— Gripper (@Gripper2502) May 17, 2018
If Mourinho brought John Terry on to his coaching staff I’d go full blown Mourinho out 🤮🤮🤮
— Dan. C (@Dan_C385) May 17, 2018
Lol John Terry comes to OT and the Jose Out campaign will turn me to vigilantism
— Alaska Thunderfuck (@NickiiDupre) May 17, 2018
Sir Ed Woodward should sack Mourinho as soon as he suggests John Terry as the new assistant
— stupid foul (@LovUtd) May 17, 2018
United fans last time out at Wembley
Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could’ve won the cup
But he f*cked it up
Viva John Terry…
— MUFC Songs & Chants™ (@MufcSongs) May 15, 2018