PICTURE: Tevez holding “R.I.P Fergie” sign on City’s victory bus



Written on Monday, May 14, 2012 by   in NewsRivals

Tevez and his "R.I.P Fergie" sign

Carlos Tevez has reached new levels of immaturity tonight after holding up a sign which read “R.I.P Fergie” during the Manchester City victory parade. There is no hiding the fact Manchester United fans hate the Judas cunt but this is nothing short of disgusting. The smile on Tevez’ face shows that the Argentine probably doesn’t see…
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Match Report: United 1-0 Sunderland



Written on Monday, May 14, 2012 by   in Match ReportsPremier League

Despite cruelly being denied a 20th league title yesterday, Manchester United bowed out of this years campaign in winning ways. A single Wayne Rooney was enough to seal victory…and so nearly the most unlikely of Premier League titles. In the unlikely scenario that Sunderland would be totally there for the taking and United would indeed…
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Fergie believes Woy is the wight man for England



Written on Thursday, May 3, 2012 by   in InternationalNews

Woy Hodgson

Sir Alex Ferguson believes the newly appointed England manager has the experience needed to manage his homeland while praising the FA for not bowing to unnecessary pressure from the press. Our friend ‘Woy’ was appointed England boss on Tuesday, although the reaction has been flooded with mixed emotions because Spurs manager Harry Redknapp was seen…
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Fergie speaks out about Young’s antics



Written on Friday, April 20, 2012 by   in NewsOpinionPlayers

Dalglish doesn't admit to Suarez' cheating

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has admitted he recently spoke to Ashley Young about going down too easy in an attempt to persuade the player to wise up and act like a professional. In recent weeks the England international has left a number of supporters, including myself, embarrassed by his antics on the pitch. And watching…
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Furious Football Fury – Vieira needs a carer



Written on Wednesday, April 4, 2012 by   in For the laugh

Patrick Vieira thinking about that pass to Giggs

Every year, on the 25th March a few friends gather together for dinner in a low quality restaurant and a good fucking moan about Manchester United. They might be complaining about the obvious favouritism that United get from officials, or maybe the fact that the Financial Fair Play was conceived to suit Glazernomics or perhaps…
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Fergie threatens to unleash Keane on Vieira



Written on Friday, March 30, 2012 by   in LegendsRivals

Keano and Vieira

It looks like Patrick Vieira has picked the wrong man to have an argument with, yet again. In Ferguson’s press conference on Thursday morning he warned City’s ‘Football Development Executive’ that he would set Keano on him if he doesn’t learn how to keep his mouth buttoned. Vieira launched a bizarre attack on United for a number…
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Mancini has no bottle, so he gets desperate Vieira to play pathetic mind games



Written on Thursday, March 29, 2012 by   in Premier LeagueRivals

@steve_mcfc with his flag

Patrick Vieira told the BBC yesterday that Manchester United and other big clubs benefit from key refereeing decisions at home. Last week, however, he commented on how we must be desperate to bring Paul Scholes out of retirement without thinking about how Manchester City welcomed Carlos Tevez back with open arms after six embarrassing months of being…
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Berbatov set to leave United this summer?



Written on Thursday, March 15, 2012 by   in OpinionPlayersTransfer News

Berbatov

Throughout the years Manchester United have played part in prolonged transfer negations, especially the one which ended up with the signing of Dimitar Berbatov from Tottenham Hotspur for a fee said to be worth £30.75million. But the Bulgarian now finds himself in another tiring experience with questions being asked about a contract extension. Last season…
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Rooney hails Fergie’s influence ahead of title run-in



Written on Monday, February 27, 2012 by   in PlayersPremier League

Rooney

According to our highest paid player Wayne Rooney, Sir Alex Ferguson’s influence is key to Manchester United’s chances of retaining the Premier League title. Since 1986 (25-years-ago) Ferguson has won 12 league titles amongst many other major honors, including two European Cups – most memorably the treble in 1999. However, this season he is going…
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Fergie believes football authorities need to clamp down on racism



Written on Wednesday, February 8, 2012 by   in RivalsThe FA

Time to clamp down on racism

Sir Alex Ferguson has made it clear that he believes football authorities need to clamp down hard on racism in attempt to kick it out. The Manchester United manager has been very respectable towards the FA throughout the Luis Suarez and Patrice Evra race row, whereas Kenny Dalglish has been the complete opposite before and after…
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