Second hand news re: Stoke 2-2 Man United

Most readers will be upset a perfect start to the season has died an ignoble death, the tombstone reading Stoke 2-2 Man United. Relax. It could be worse. Recent guest writer, Chris, who offered five reasons United would continue its 100% record through September, has...

Wayne Rooney channels his inner Allan Quatermain

When a long relationship ends, people have been known to sit in the dark afterwards, wondering what the other person is doing at that very moment. Thanks to internet and social media, you don’t have to wonder when your ex is Wayne Rooney. I know, I know. If...

The Ballad of Wayne Rooney

And so, its almost over. Wayne Rooney’s 13-year relationship with Manchester United looks set to end with a return to Everton. A relationship that was passionate, explosive, but never boring and certainly successful. Club record goalscorer,... Read More | Share it now!

All this Ronaldo madness needs to stop

It’s that time of year again folks… Ed Woodward’s annual transfer lob on. He loves going for the big name, often epitomising that one guy we all know who did not have a cat in hell’s chance of wooing the petit blonds in the club. Top marks... Read More | Share it now!

Captain, leader, liability.

Wayne Mark Rooney; record goal scorer and longest serving player currently at a club we adore.  Some United fans hate him for the first transfer request. I don’t.  Some United fans hate him for the reported second transfer request. I... Read More | Share it now!