Garth Crooks gets paid to watch football only to be distracted by the hairstyles modelled by the game’s top players. Seriously, we’re not bullshitting you on that note. Take a look HERE! Who gives enough fucks to write, let alone read, that... Read More | Share it now!
Wayne Mark Rooney; record goal scorer and longest serving player currently at a club we adore. Some United fans hate him for the first transfer request. I don’t. Some United fans hate him for the reported second transfer request. I... Read More | Share it now!
Let’s be honest. If dispensing justice was easy, we’d be living in a much happier world. The Irish question would have been answered at the first asking. Jews and Palestinians would live side by side in harmony. Fundamentalist Christians... Read More | Share it now!
Not to worry folks, Smalling and Jones, more formally known as Messrs Chris “Mike” Smalling and Phil “New Duncan Edwards” Jones haven’t been banned from following England after attacking Turkish waiters in The Ruhr Valley. No, this is not a... Read More | Share it now!
Well, he had to get there in the end. Goddammit, if we had to keep playing him until he was fifty years old, he would get that scoring record! The magic 250. A wicked and wonderful strike rasping into the top corner of Lee Grant’s goal, for the stick... Read More | Share it now!
It must be sad to be the dourest of dour Scotsman, David M***s. A man once regarded as a serious contender to the throne for solid, creditable work, took the throne and promptly became a figure of ridicule only matched by his flagship signing;... Read More | Share it now!