For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out what José Mourinho has against Johnny Kills, christened Juan Manuel Mata García, but widely known as Juan Mata. You all know the history: Two-time running Chelsea Player of the Year reduced to... Read More | Share it now!
Prepare to make me eat my words come May as I attempt to predict the chaos ahead. Where will United finish in the League? I think United will finish second although challenge well for the league. I envision a fairly sluggish start on the cards... Read More | Share it now!
“Good evening, and welcome to North West Tonight. I’m Roger Johnson.” “And I’m Annabel Tiffin.” “Leading off the news in Lancashire this evening, Greater Manchester Police are asking the public’s... Read More | Share it now!
You will forgive my English, s’il vous plait? But I must tell you about this, how do you say?–strange?–oui, that is it–this strange dream that I had. Perhaps it was the disappointment of watching mes frères lose the Euro, in... Read More | Share it now!
In the 1970s, there was an American comedian, Bill Saluga, who created an alter ego named Raymond J Johnson, Jr. His character was fashioned after a gangster from the ’40s. You know, big-shouldered pinstripe suit, loud tie, wide-brimmed... Read More | Share it now!
Jonesy curled up under the duvet, his eyes already heavy with sleep. He’d had a long day down at the Kellog’s plant. The lads at the pub would laugh whenever he complained, but making corn flakes for a living was hard sledding. Besides,... Read More | Share it now!