VIDEO: Bitter City fan upset by FA Cup defeat refers to Munich…



Written on Friday, May 17, 2013 by   in For the laughRivals

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The internet is too easily accessible at times. You have children uploading clips of the daftest stunts possible, blokes crying under their bed covers in support of Britney Spears and so on. Today was the first I witnessed a football fan go to the same low with a vlog type video. A City fan upset…
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VIDEO: Welbeck singing chants about Vidic, Kagawa & Anderson while celebrating #20



Written on Thursday, April 25, 2013 by   in For the laughPlayers

Manchester United squad out partying

The squad had their night out this week after securing Manchester United’s twentieth league title. Following the 3-0 win over Aston Villa they hit the town where Jagerbombs went down better than ever. Danny Welbeck even stood up and gave us a singsong. It’s always nice to see the lads singing the chants we belt…
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Will the real RvP please stand up?



Written on Thursday, April 25, 2013 by   in For the laughNews

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After the title deciding hat-trick from our very own Robin van Persie, many fans turned to twitter to congratulate the man of the hour. Compliments and words of gratitude bombarded the Twitter handle @RVP as soon as Manchester United beat Aston Villa. Problem? This was not the RvP we all know. Indian IT consultant Ravi…
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PICTURE: Evra mocks Luis Suarez



Written on Monday, April 22, 2013 by   in For the laugh

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Luis Suarez has been charged with violent conduct by the Football Association for bizarrely biting Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic. The Mouthy Reds podcast discussed the issue earlier and came to the conclusion he deserves the book thrown at him with a big suspension. Following Manchester United’s 3-0 win over Aston Villa at Old Trafford, a fan…
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PHOTO: Brilliant Red Issue front cover mocks Liverpool fans



Written on Sunday, April 21, 2013 by   in For the laugh

Red Issue: Scousers Party

“You wouldn’t catch us supporting a dodgy South American,” it says on the latest Red Issue front cover. The Manchester United fanzine pokes fun at the scouse party which celebrated the death of Margaret Thatcher earlier this month. The dodgy South American they refer to is obviously Luis Suarez, who Liverpool fans continue to support…
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VIDEO: City’s Micah Richards sings Michael Carrick chant at Stockport train station



Written on Sunday, April 14, 2013 by   in For the laughRivals

Manchester City uploaded a video to YouTube of their squad boarding a train from Stockport to London where they come up against Chelsea in an FA Cup semi-final. Micah Richards was caught on film singing “hard to believe it’s not Scholes, it’s Carrick, you know.” Richards sings the Carrick chant 4 minutes and 30 seconds into…
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Telepathic football outtakes with Rooney, Cole and Yorke



Written on Friday, April 5, 2013 by   in For the laugh

Over a week ago, we brought you a telepathic football video featuring Wayne Rooney, Javier Hernandez, Dwight Yorke and Andrew Cole. Today we have the outtakes of that video courtesy of Bwin. Follow SN on Twitter.

Lets all laugh at City: Time for Tevez to pick up litter and plant flowers



Written on Thursday, April 4, 2013 by   in For the laughRivals

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Carlos Tevez on Wednesday was sentenced to 250 hours of community service and a six-month driving ban after pleading guilty at Macclesfield magistrates court to driving while disqualified and without insurance. So it’s another season Tevez has done something daft and I for one cannot wait to see photographs of the Argentine striker picking up litter…
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Telepathic Football: Yorke & Cole vs Rooney, Welbeck & Hernandez



Written on Thursday, March 28, 2013 by   in For the laugh

Dwight Yorke and Andy Cole

Since our sponsorship with Bwin began, they have worked extremely close to the club. Releasing excellent videos that later go viral works in their favour because fans enjoy watching them and all round it’s clever marketing. Bwin selected Andrew Cole and Dwight Yorke, who’s partnership at Manchester United in the late 1990s and early 2000s was…
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VIDEO: Van Persie sings ‘Glory, Glory Man United’ and Kagawa does it Gangnam Style



Written on Sunday, December 16, 2012 by   in For the laughPlayers

On Saturday night, Manchester United had their Christmas party at Rosso Restaurant in Manchester. New signings Robin van Persie and Shinji Kagawa seem to have settled in comfortably. After the players had their meal, someone popped up with a karaoke machine. Van Persie couldn’t help himself and sang ‘Glory, Glory Man United’ but Kagawa observed before doing…
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