As a smug, patronising git, there is nothing more I enjoy than to be proven right. Mainly because it gives me a reason to be even more of a smug patronising git. However, in the case of Jose Mourinho, there is no satisfaction gained from seemingly... Read More | Share it now!
And so, its almost over. Wayne Rooney’s 13-year relationship with Manchester United looks set to end with a return to Everton. A relationship that was passionate, explosive, but never boring and certainly successful. Club record goalscorer,... Read More | Share it now!
Not to worry folks, Smalling and Jones, more formally known as Messrs Chris “Mike” Smalling and Phil “New Duncan Edwards” Jones haven’t been banned from following England after attacking Turkish waiters in The Ruhr Valley. No, this is not a... Read More | Share it now!
Well, he had to get there in the end. Goddammit, if we had to keep playing him until he was fifty years old, he would get that scoring record! The magic 250. A wicked and wonderful strike rasping into the top corner of Lee Grant’s goal, for the stick... Read More | Share it now!
Forgotten among Manchester United’s superstars, one man from Bilbao has been quietly excellent. While Paul Pogba was having perhaps a career-worst match and Michael Carrick was being erased from existence by the perpetual motion machine known as... Read More | Share it now!