Not to worry folks, Smalling and Jones, more formally known as Messrs Chris “Mike” Smalling and Phil “New Duncan Edwards” Jones haven’t been banned from following England after attacking Turkish waiters in The Ruhr Valley. No, this is not a... Read More | Share it now!
Well, he had to get there in the end. Goddammit, if we had to keep playing him until he was fifty years old, he would get that scoring record! The magic 250. A wicked and wonderful strike rasping into the top corner of Lee Grant’s goal, for the stick... Read More | Share it now!
Forgotten among Manchester United’s superstars, one man from Bilbao has been quietly excellent. While Paul Pogba was having perhaps a career-worst match and Michael Carrick was being erased from existence by the perpetual motion machine known as... Read More | Share it now!
It must be sad to be the dourest of dour Scotsman, David M***s. A man once regarded as a serious contender to the throne for solid, creditable work, took the throne and promptly became a figure of ridicule only matched by his flagship signing;... Read More | Share it now!
United’s top four chance has gone. Jose Mourinho may well want to start taking the Europa League much more seriously now as it will be United’s only chance at Champions League qualification. Another two dropped points at Goodison Park sees United... Read More | Share it now!