Month: October 2015
Consumer alert! New sleep aid being tested on Man United supporters
And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high...
Van Gaal’s response to Scholes lacks comprehension
Louis van Gaal is an unpredictable, complex character normally unafraid to go hammer and tongs into any debate. However this time around he was more...
Louis van Gaal: Loitering without intent
In South Florida, where I live, loitering in front of shops with no intent to purchase or check out the wares is...
Van Gaal’s United: Football’s equivalent of Downton Abbey
ITV in recent years commissioned a staggeringly successful show called Downton Abbey. I say staggeringly because it is a show where absolutely...
Opinion: Wayne Rooney is not on his last legs
It’s a dead man’s party Who could ask for more ? Everybody’s comin’, Leave your body at the door Leave your body...
Not a typical report as United crash out of the Capital One Cup
Being pissed, I’ll keep this reaction short. I don’t want Stretty News becoming another one of those football blogs/fan-sites that are renowned...
No idea what to call it…
Imagine this. It’s the early days of The Smiths, or The Stone Roses, you see Marr and Squire making incredible noises from...
A piece of film Louis van Gaal should study
Anticlimactic. In a word, that sums up this weekend’s Manchester Derby. Nil-nil was the final score with both managers adopting conservative tactics....
Rowlesy’s Ramblings – The weird and not so wonderful Derby
With some justification, the pre-game prognostication for the 170th battle between red and blue proclaimed one of the most critical and significant derbies certainly...
Pessimism is only good thinking when Kevin de Bruyne is in form
Some people say the glass is half full; some say it’s half empty. I say it’s twice as big as it oughtta...
Report from Russia with love: CSKA 1-1 United
The lads at ReDevils .ru have sent us a translation of their piece from Wednesday’s draw with CSKA Moscow. A Russian Manchester United fan site...
Manchester Derby Preview: Manchester United v Manchester City
English Premier League Date: Sunday 25th October, 2015 Time: 14:05 Venue: Old Trafford The biggest Premier League encounter of the weekend takes...