MUTour: Peter Bolton diary – United security demand pre-booked flight exclusive to club staff

Diary accounts throughout this summer’s pre-season tour are being submitted by Peter Bolton, a well-known and respected individual within the Manchester United fanbase. You can follow Peter on Twitter (@PeterBolton3). You just couldn’t make this up! I booked our flights and paid months ago, so we got to checkin early and were told the flight is on […]

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MUTour: Peter Bolton diary – Dortmund 4-1 United

Diary accounts throughout this summer’s pre-season tour are being submitted by Peter Bolton, a well-known and respected individual within the Manchester United fanbase. You can follow Peter on Twitter (@PeterBolton3). An absolute scorcher of a day – complete contrast to the weather we left in Beijing. Early this morning we had a walk around the stadium but […]

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MUTour: Peter Bolton diary from Shanghai

Diary accounts throughout this summer’s pre-season tour are being submitted by Peter Bolton, a well-known and respected individual within the Manchester United fanbase. You can follow Peter on Twitter (@PeterBolton3). Hainan Airways are now doing a direct flight from Manchester to Beijing (4 times a week). Ideal – except we need to get to Shanghai first. […]

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Euros not a sunny forecast for United’s immediate future

A very disturbing trend has emerged at the Euros. I’m not talking about England leaving earlier than expected. That’s more tradition than trend. Rather, I’m talking about the performance of current v former Man United players. Even when looking beyond Wayne Rooney and Chris Smalling’s abysmal performances for England, the equally bleak shifts from Bastian Schweinsteiger […]

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The King of Football

  Around five years ago, Wayne Rooney gave up playing football and handed things over to a lookalike from Bootle while he swanned off into an easy retirement somewhere. Likely sporting a beard and a head shaved bald in a manner akin to when Krusty the Clown faked his death in an episode of The […]

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And how was your morning? Too much information regarding Man United’s confirming José Mourinho as manager

I awoke in my dreams last night to a wonderful realization the past six months–reviling Louis van Gaal, then making my peace with him when faced with the threat of José Mourinho becoming Manchester United manager, and finally seeing that peace ultimately turn out to be even more worthless than Neville Chamberlain’s, with the Dutchman sacked like The […]

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